This is my youngest colt, Dante.
He is half Houdini, half goat.
I took him to his very first halter show, left him tied to the trailer with his mother, and turned my back. When I looked back, he had untied himself, his mother, and was halfway to the next trailer over - presumably to either make friends, untie the other horses, or attempt both.
So I stuck him in the trailer, figuring he couldn’t get in much trouble in there.
Now, I don’t know how familiar you are with stock trailers/cattle haulers/what have you, but many have this hay loft up front, and a partitioning gate about halfway back that can be locked open or shut.
He unlocked the center partition (the mechanism for this is on the *outside* of the trailer), waltzed up front, and climbed into the hay loft.
This is how I found him.
(He was not hurt, if you were curious. He just kinda hopped back down.)
He is now 6 years old, and his antics over the years have included: opening gates, untying every knot that I know how to tie, undoing various buckles (on halters, headstalls, saddles, harnesses, *my belt*), pantsing his farrier, attempting to steal his vet’s wallet, opening doors, climbing stairs (up *and* down), climbing into the back seat of the truck, opening the trailer door, locking his brother in said trailer, treeing a raccoon, outsmarting the electric fences (fence posts are insulated, thus do not shock him + if the wire touches the ground, it shuts off = remove the fence posts, ground the wire, escape).
Today, he clipped my truck keys off my belt and disappeared with them.
This horse is too smart. Send help.
omfg this has me crying i’m laughing so hard.
Nothing scares me more than Jared firing the shots
Guys, i just checked his twitter— this tweet is real, and the beliebers are coming DOWN on him.
Jarpad requiring backup on the twitter front, ASAP. Reinforcements, your Sammy needs you.
I don’t know what i’m doing
comedy thats what ur fuckin doing
i’m fine i’m fine that episode’s fine i wasn’t really affected or anything i’m fine hahaha aha ha
SO YOURE TELLIN ME I CAN GO VISIT TOGAMI AND JOSHUA AND NAGISA AND ARMIN AND ROXAS AND ERIDAN AND GUNDAM AND ALL MY LITTLE ONES BUT I CANT MARRY ANY OF THEM
it doesn’t say love won’t find you thou
this is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me
Story idea: a stranger shows up at your doorstep.
"You don’t know me, but I’m a big fan of you. You see, in my universe, you’re a character in a book. I got the power to come visit you. I know how it ends. I just want to try to change it."
You made it so much better…
fuck love im getting a dragon